The very odd mind set of Holly and Jon

Hey! OK this is for all of you who don't have Facebook, these are the conversations me and Jon had today during lectures... Enjoy!

First Convo
Jon: What is the strangest animal in the world?Holly: The Platterpuss Jon: I think Pygmy seals would rock!Holly: Is that just not baby seals?Jon: No Pygmy according to Dictionary.com is a member of a small-stature people native to equatorial Africa.Holly: (cracks up about a poor lady beards joke – she is now in lots of little bits all over the flour)Jon: I hope I don’t inhale any of Holly! Those little bits get evereverywheren chokes on Holly’s ear) How does it feel to be in thousands of pieces?Holly: ShitJon: Is that a soppy or hard one?Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: Not my fault u feel like a Pooo!Holly: God is going to smite youJon: Seems a little harsh!Holly: He loves me muchly so he gets arsey with people who take the pissJon: Well I’m glad God does cos it takes the divine to love you.Holly: No-commentJon: (smiles and nods)Holly: BotheredJon: Bless Holly: well, I can’t believe that the lecture just slagged us off!Jon: yeah I know I’m an incredibly sexy man!!Holly: Yeah I know.Jon: ThanksHolly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs shoulders)Holly: In my mind (Eddie Izzard)Fi: (Fi interputs talking about Muse)Jon: Is that like when u gaze meditatively or wonderingly?Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (wonders in disbelief)Holly: Stop it!Jon: Ok.Suddenly the nativity comes crashing into the lecture room…Jon: whoop, whoopHolly: I’m gonna rob the kings!!!! (she shouts)Jon: I didn’t realise there were Platterpuss’ kept in stables!Devil: (strokes platterpuss)Jonathan Edwards: Enters roomHolly: (dances on the table)Jon: are you sure pole dancing is appropriate for the nativity?Holly: Well it’s Jesus’ Birthday!!Jon: HummmmmmConversation ends…

Second Convo
Jon: Can u imagine Jesus driving a car probably a people carrier full of evil spirits?Holly: your strange…??Jon: well the bible tells us he was driving them out – that’s nice of the Son of God to take all the evil spirits out to lunch!!!Holly: Bacon, egg and SPAM … (holly sings to her self – spam, spam, spam, spam) Jon: Its soo trueMeanwhile in Jesus’ VWJesus: ‘I like driving in my car… its not quite a jaguar…’Evil spirits: ‘doo doo doo doo doo doo do’Back to modernity:Jon: Do u think Jesus also took them out for day trips?Holly: Yes – to the zoo.Jon: Oh (Jon signs loudly in leture room - to the zoo, zoo, zoo, I want to go to, to, to…)Holly: Into the pigs…Jon: humm all new extra curricula activities for them tooo!!Holly: swimming lessons weren’t so successful!Jon: yeah I thought Jesus was God – does that mean God can’t swim?Holly: maybe he is too big and too heavy to float!Jon: maybe he just forgot that pigs can’t swim!Holly: but they can fly (Holly signs again – Come fly with me come fly just fly away… we’re gonna beat those pigs down to agapoko bay)Jon: do u think Jesus was trying to baptise the pigs?Back to Jesus at the water front…Jesus: I baptise you in spirit and… oooh shit! (evil sprits drown)Back to the hubbub of eschatology lecture room…Holly: he should have used the giraffes!!!Jon: Yeah but they don’t have funny curly tails!Holly: Evil spirits must have curly tails… point taken!Jon: You would have thought that God could have made a Pi-affe, just like those famous cow-pigs (thanks for that Jo).Holly: he should have just used Civic Bang (hums… bang and the dirt is gone)Jon: ‘sigh’ I don’t think he was trying to remove lime scale from the evil spirits earlobes!Holly: do they have lime scale on their earlobes?Jon: yeah, don’t we all?Holly: No.

Phew!
Well done if you got through that! Hope it gives you something to think about!
Holz xx