Hello bloggers!
I have once again been told off by Annie for not writing on my blog! I'm so sorry i have a social life! lol
Nothing very interesting has happened to me of late.
I am currently sat in lectures being very cold (grrr, thanks Piet) and very bored!
Now im going for a break
Byeeee
Holz xxx
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Friday, January 12, 2007
New Year... Good intentions!
Hi peeps!
Ok, so thought i would do a better job of blogging this year as i have been moaned at by various people for slacking! So this blog is gonna fill in the gap since my last blog, ready?!?
My car was fixed (can i get a whop whop?) BUT it now seems there is something wrong with my brakes, life can be so gay sometimes!
Just noticed that my last blog (i know i posted it twice, should be blonde) had a pic of the D! I have now seen their film (sorry Fi), i can safely say it was one of the funniest things i have seen in a long time! In fact i was laughing so much it made me cry, Matt found this quite embarrassing and spent the majority of the film pretending he was sat next to some unknown crazy woman!
Matt's 21st was good fun. We started around 6pm and were hammered by about 8pm. By the time Emma and Rhi turned up i don't think we were making much sense. During the evening some bright spark had the idea of playing the flour game which resulted in Rhi accidentally (hmmm) chucking flour all over me (thanks Rhi!), i looked like an old bag (no nasty comments thanks!). I also am still finding bits or crisps in my cups which a very drunk Lisa left for me under the careful supervision of Suz and Emma (ta guys!). We felt so ruff in the morning!!!! Everyone seemed so shocked about how much Josh (Matt's bro) and Matt look alike, i can see similarities but i don't think they look that alike, what do you think?
Christmas was really nice cause i got to go home and spend some time with mine and Matt's family. Christmas Day went off as normal 'eat, drink and be really silly!' I think the highlight for me was watching my nan on the sherry, hilarious! Went to Matt's for boxing day, got to help out on the farm. One of the baby cows was born 2am Christmas morning (see pic bellow), I thought they should call it Jesus but they did not seem keen.
Next we ended up back in Gloucester for new year. We started out at Spoons, which was sooooo funny. Lisa provided the highlight of the night (as usual), achieving this by stealing a pixie suit from a giant Oscar, chatting up the bouncers, wearing a KFC bucket on her head whilst talking to the police and riding the legendary tank of Gloucester! I had the very un-clever idea of eating a kebab on the way home (makes me feel ill just thinking about it). We then came home and played what i think is meant to be a serious game but considering are state turned into something very silly. I would just like to take this opportunity to tell the world about Mr. Chunk... Mr. Chunk is a hamster with quite possibly the biggest balls in the world (Fi can back me up)!
very funny pic of Lisa on New Years (Matts hat tho)& lovely drunk pic of me and Fi.
Well that takes me up to now. I have made a New Years resolution to loss a bit of weight, is going really well BUT i soooooo want some choccy!!!
Right I'm going now have run out of things to say!
Take care
Love Holz xx
Ok, so thought i would do a better job of blogging this year as i have been moaned at by various people for slacking! So this blog is gonna fill in the gap since my last blog, ready?!?
My car was fixed (can i get a whop whop?) BUT it now seems there is something wrong with my brakes, life can be so gay sometimes!
Just noticed that my last blog (i know i posted it twice, should be blonde) had a pic of the D! I have now seen their film (sorry Fi), i can safely say it was one of the funniest things i have seen in a long time! In fact i was laughing so much it made me cry, Matt found this quite embarrassing and spent the majority of the film pretending he was sat next to some unknown crazy woman!
Matt's 21st was good fun. We started around 6pm and were hammered by about 8pm. By the time Emma and Rhi turned up i don't think we were making much sense. During the evening some bright spark had the idea of playing the flour game which resulted in Rhi accidentally (hmmm) chucking flour all over me (thanks Rhi!), i looked like an old bag (no nasty comments thanks!). I also am still finding bits or crisps in my cups which a very drunk Lisa left for me under the careful supervision of Suz and Emma (ta guys!). We felt so ruff in the morning!!!! Everyone seemed so shocked about how much Josh (Matt's bro) and Matt look alike, i can see similarities but i don't think they look that alike, what do you think?
Christmas was really nice cause i got to go home and spend some time with mine and Matt's family. Christmas Day went off as normal 'eat, drink and be really silly!' I think the highlight for me was watching my nan on the sherry, hilarious! Went to Matt's for boxing day, got to help out on the farm. One of the baby cows was born 2am Christmas morning (see pic bellow), I thought they should call it Jesus but they did not seem keen.
Next we ended up back in Gloucester for new year. We started out at Spoons, which was sooooo funny. Lisa provided the highlight of the night (as usual), achieving this by stealing a pixie suit from a giant Oscar, chatting up the bouncers, wearing a KFC bucket on her head whilst talking to the police and riding the legendary tank of Gloucester! I had the very un-clever idea of eating a kebab on the way home (makes me feel ill just thinking about it). We then came home and played what i think is meant to be a serious game but considering are state turned into something very silly. I would just like to take this opportunity to tell the world about Mr. Chunk... Mr. Chunk is a hamster with quite possibly the biggest balls in the world (Fi can back me up)!
very funny pic of Lisa on New Years (Matts hat tho)& lovely drunk pic of me and Fi.
Well that takes me up to now. I have made a New Years resolution to loss a bit of weight, is going really well BUT i soooooo want some choccy!!!
Right I'm going now have run out of things to say!
Take care
Love Holz xx
Friday, November 24, 2006
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Hello my lovely friends!
I have been sooo bored for the last five days because i have had no Internet! It has been painful!
Over those five days i discovered that it is in fact easier to work without the Internet to tempt me with all it's colourful pages (so much so i have handed in an essay 3 days Early!). It has got me wondering whether the Internet has been helping me through college and uni or whether it has been hindering me!?!
But oh well, have it back now so I'm ready to get back to my distracted ways! Although the Internet is time wasting if you have the will power to get on with your day to day life then it can be a laugh!
P.S. Thought was time for a D pic, can't wait for the film!!!
Holz xxx
I have been sooo bored for the last five days because i have had no Internet! It has been painful!
Over those five days i discovered that it is in fact easier to work without the Internet to tempt me with all it's colourful pages (so much so i have handed in an essay 3 days Early!). It has got me wondering whether the Internet has been helping me through college and uni or whether it has been hindering me!?!
But oh well, have it back now so I'm ready to get back to my distracted ways! Although the Internet is time wasting if you have the will power to get on with your day to day life then it can be a laugh!
P.S. Thought was time for a D pic, can't wait for the film!!!
Holz xxx
Yay! I have the internet back!
Hello my lovely friends!
I have been going crazy for the last five days as i have had no Internet!
During those five days i found it a lot easier to work without the temptation of the Internet (so much so i have handed in an essay 3 days early!!). This has got me pondering whether the net has been helping me through college or uni or just hindering me! Hmmmmm...
But oh well, have it back know so I'm ready to get back to my distracted ways! The Internet might by time consuming but if you have the will power to ignore it and get on with your life it can be a good laugh!
Holz xxx
Thursday, November 16, 2006
The very odd mind set of Holly and Jon
Hey! OK this is for all of you who don't have Facebook, these are the conversations me and Jon had today during lectures... Enjoy!
First Convo
Jon: What is the strangest animal in the world?Holly: The Platterpuss Jon: I think Pygmy seals would rock!Holly: Is that just not baby seals?Jon: No Pygmy according to Dictionary.com is a member of a small-stature people native to equatorial Africa.Holly: (cracks up about a poor lady beards joke – she is now in lots of little bits all over the flour)Jon: I hope I don’t inhale any of Holly! Those little bits get evereverywheren chokes on Holly’s ear) How does it feel to be in thousands of pieces?Holly: ShitJon: Is that a soppy or hard one?Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: Not my fault u feel like a Pooo!Holly: God is going to smite youJon: Seems a little harsh!Holly: He loves me muchly so he gets arsey with people who take the pissJon: Well I’m glad God does cos it takes the divine to love you.Holly: No-commentJon: (smiles and nods)Holly: BotheredJon: Bless Holly: well, I can’t believe that the lecture just slagged us off!Jon: yeah I know I’m an incredibly sexy man!!Holly: Yeah I know.Jon: ThanksHolly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs shoulders)Holly: In my mind (Eddie Izzard)Fi: (Fi interputs talking about Muse)Jon: Is that like when u gaze meditatively or wonderingly?Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (wonders in disbelief)Holly: Stop it!Jon: Ok.Suddenly the nativity comes crashing into the lecture room…Jon: whoop, whoopHolly: I’m gonna rob the kings!!!! (she shouts)Jon: I didn’t realise there were Platterpuss’ kept in stables!Devil: (strokes platterpuss)Jonathan Edwards: Enters roomHolly: (dances on the table)Jon: are you sure pole dancing is appropriate for the nativity?Holly: Well it’s Jesus’ Birthday!!Jon: HummmmmmConversation ends…
Second Convo
Jon: Can u imagine Jesus driving a car probably a people carrier full of evil spirits?Holly: your strange…??Jon: well the bible tells us he was driving them out – that’s nice of the Son of God to take all the evil spirits out to lunch!!!Holly: Bacon, egg and SPAM … (holly sings to her self – spam, spam, spam, spam) Jon: Its soo trueMeanwhile in Jesus’ VWJesus: ‘I like driving in my car… its not quite a jaguar…’Evil spirits: ‘doo doo doo doo doo doo do’Back to modernity:Jon: Do u think Jesus also took them out for day trips?Holly: Yes – to the zoo.Jon: Oh (Jon signs loudly in leture room - to the zoo, zoo, zoo, I want to go to, to, to…)Holly: Into the pigs…Jon: humm all new extra curricula activities for them tooo!!Holly: swimming lessons weren’t so successful!Jon: yeah I thought Jesus was God – does that mean God can’t swim?Holly: maybe he is too big and too heavy to float!Jon: maybe he just forgot that pigs can’t swim!Holly: but they can fly (Holly signs again – Come fly with me come fly just fly away… we’re gonna beat those pigs down to agapoko bay)Jon: do u think Jesus was trying to baptise the pigs?Back to Jesus at the water front…Jesus: I baptise you in spirit and… oooh shit! (evil sprits drown)Back to the hubbub of eschatology lecture room…Holly: he should have used the giraffes!!!Jon: Yeah but they don’t have funny curly tails!Holly: Evil spirits must have curly tails… point taken!Jon: You would have thought that God could have made a Pi-affe, just like those famous cow-pigs (thanks for that Jo).Holly: he should have just used Civic Bang (hums… bang and the dirt is gone)Jon: ‘sigh’ I don’t think he was trying to remove lime scale from the evil spirits earlobes!Holly: do they have lime scale on their earlobes?Jon: yeah, don’t we all?Holly: No.
Phew!
Well done if you got through that! Hope it gives you something to think about!
Holz xx
First Convo
Jon: What is the strangest animal in the world?Holly: The Platterpuss Jon: I think Pygmy seals would rock!Holly: Is that just not baby seals?Jon: No Pygmy according to Dictionary.com is a member of a small-stature people native to equatorial Africa.Holly: (cracks up about a poor lady beards joke – she is now in lots of little bits all over the flour)Jon: I hope I don’t inhale any of Holly! Those little bits get evereverywheren chokes on Holly’s ear) How does it feel to be in thousands of pieces?Holly: ShitJon: Is that a soppy or hard one?Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: Not my fault u feel like a Pooo!Holly: God is going to smite youJon: Seems a little harsh!Holly: He loves me muchly so he gets arsey with people who take the pissJon: Well I’m glad God does cos it takes the divine to love you.Holly: No-commentJon: (smiles and nods)Holly: BotheredJon: Bless Holly: well, I can’t believe that the lecture just slagged us off!Jon: yeah I know I’m an incredibly sexy man!!Holly: Yeah I know.Jon: ThanksHolly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs shoulders)Holly: In my mind (Eddie Izzard)Fi: (Fi interputs talking about Muse)Jon: Is that like when u gaze meditatively or wonderingly?Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (shrugs Shoulders)Holly: (shakes head disapprovingly)Jon: (wonders in disbelief)Holly: Stop it!Jon: Ok.Suddenly the nativity comes crashing into the lecture room…Jon: whoop, whoopHolly: I’m gonna rob the kings!!!! (she shouts)Jon: I didn’t realise there were Platterpuss’ kept in stables!Devil: (strokes platterpuss)Jonathan Edwards: Enters roomHolly: (dances on the table)Jon: are you sure pole dancing is appropriate for the nativity?Holly: Well it’s Jesus’ Birthday!!Jon: HummmmmmConversation ends…
Second Convo
Jon: Can u imagine Jesus driving a car probably a people carrier full of evil spirits?Holly: your strange…??Jon: well the bible tells us he was driving them out – that’s nice of the Son of God to take all the evil spirits out to lunch!!!Holly: Bacon, egg and SPAM … (holly sings to her self – spam, spam, spam, spam) Jon: Its soo trueMeanwhile in Jesus’ VWJesus: ‘I like driving in my car… its not quite a jaguar…’Evil spirits: ‘doo doo doo doo doo doo do’Back to modernity:Jon: Do u think Jesus also took them out for day trips?Holly: Yes – to the zoo.Jon: Oh (Jon signs loudly in leture room - to the zoo, zoo, zoo, I want to go to, to, to…)Holly: Into the pigs…Jon: humm all new extra curricula activities for them tooo!!Holly: swimming lessons weren’t so successful!Jon: yeah I thought Jesus was God – does that mean God can’t swim?Holly: maybe he is too big and too heavy to float!Jon: maybe he just forgot that pigs can’t swim!Holly: but they can fly (Holly signs again – Come fly with me come fly just fly away… we’re gonna beat those pigs down to agapoko bay)Jon: do u think Jesus was trying to baptise the pigs?Back to Jesus at the water front…Jesus: I baptise you in spirit and… oooh shit! (evil sprits drown)Back to the hubbub of eschatology lecture room…Holly: he should have used the giraffes!!!Jon: Yeah but they don’t have funny curly tails!Holly: Evil spirits must have curly tails… point taken!Jon: You would have thought that God could have made a Pi-affe, just like those famous cow-pigs (thanks for that Jo).Holly: he should have just used Civic Bang (hums… bang and the dirt is gone)Jon: ‘sigh’ I don’t think he was trying to remove lime scale from the evil spirits earlobes!Holly: do they have lime scale on their earlobes?Jon: yeah, don’t we all?Holly: No.
Phew!
Well done if you got through that! Hope it gives you something to think about!
Holz xx
The MUSE Gig!!
OH MY GOD!!!
MUSE rocked sooooo much!
I went to see MUSE Tuesday night at Brummy NEC and it was possibly their best gig yet! They began with Take a bow, which to give her the credit Fi guessed would be the case! Their rendition of Super Massive Black Hole was really good, different to the one on the CD. I particularly was impressed with the way they went from Invincible to Super Massive! They played all the old classics! The stage set up was so kool (see the photo, but doesn't really do it justice) and the lighting was awe inspiring! I laughed so much when Matt (from MUSE) tried to trash a speaker with his g-tar, it took him 3 attempts; and then it was placed back, lol!
It was really good to go with two very special people, Fi and Matt! Fi was snapping away whilst Matt was stood behind me singing his little heart out, bless! Thanks for such great night!
Holz x
MUSE rocked sooooo much!
I went to see MUSE Tuesday night at Brummy NEC and it was possibly their best gig yet! They began with Take a bow, which to give her the credit Fi guessed would be the case! Their rendition of Super Massive Black Hole was really good, different to the one on the CD. I particularly was impressed with the way they went from Invincible to Super Massive! They played all the old classics! The stage set up was so kool (see the photo, but doesn't really do it justice) and the lighting was awe inspiring! I laughed so much when Matt (from MUSE) tried to trash a speaker with his g-tar, it took him 3 attempts; and then it was placed back, lol!
It was really good to go with two very special people, Fi and Matt! Fi was snapping away whilst Matt was stood behind me singing his little heart out, bless! Thanks for such great night!
Holz x
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